The funny thing about these bacon-scented dryer sheets—and wall dispenser!—is that some smart entrepreneur is probably making a real version of this new prank pack in somewhere in Brooklyn. But the one I really want to be real is the NapSack.

Seriously, someone make this thing. And I wouldn't mind this travel ice cream maker either:

If you want to put your real holiday gifts inside any of these prank packs for some Christmas morning brouhaha, you can get them here. They have a CyberMonday special too.