To no one's surprise, Burger King's all black burger looks like a disgusting turd in real life. Actually, it might be even worse than some turds. It looks like it tastes like ash. It looks like it's made from burnt cardboard. It looks like it'll bring death to anyone who dare eats it.


Grub Street collected some photos that have been posted to Instagram and Twitter from Japan and boy is this burger all kinds of wrong. I mean look at it:

How does the black cheese look, you say? Like this:

There must be a better angle, right? Nope. Nope. Nope.

Does it look any better when you start eating the thing? It actually gets worse:

Can adding lettuce and tomatoes help it look better? No chance.

Who am I kidding. I'd still eat it.

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