Hey buddo, I get it. Going to the dentist is no fun and fish need to eat. It’s logical—symbiotic even. And fish aren’t going to chastise you about cavities, or drinking too much coffee, or not flossing. And they won’t try to talk to you about classic cars while inside your mouth (looking at you, Dr. Gershon).
But then you went and filmed it, subjecting the rest of the world to a sight which is so distinctly, unprecedentedly offensive to most hygienic sensibilities.
May your shameless spirit be praised.