English giant fart machine is so loud they heard it in France

Well, he did it! That crazy genius of Colin Furze did it. The biggest fart machine ever created was a resounding success: He fired the giant butt at France from Dover, England, and it was reportedly heard across the English Channel by at least two people in Pas-de-Calais—four miles away.

Knighthood for this guy, s'il vous plaît.


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