I really would have no practical use for this Neo-Macintosh or Macintosh Neue or whatever you want to call it. But I want it. I would totally buy it. I'd probably only use it to write the book I will never finish and play Crystal Quest, but it would be totally mine if Apple ever made it. So silly, so good.
And it will look perfect next to my now-fully-functioning original Macintosh from 1984.
Art by our friend Martin Hajek