If Google were a real person, he would probably have the world's most frustrating job. I mean, Google has to deal with all the crud we type into the search engine and spit out results that match up to our perverted tastes, stoned questions, deepest fears, doddering mistakes all while trying to not to judge us.
Not only that but it has to be ready to burn all our embarrassing evidence and deal with inferior competitors like Siri who don't understand what the hell we're saying half the time. It's thankless! It's also funny as hell to imagine. College Humor continues their series of imagining a real guy as Google and it's a riot because it's so damn true.