Listen to Miss Alabama (second-place Miss USA!) share her expertise on American Freedoms and why they needed to be erased with wholesale surveillance of phone calls and texts, so that she can feel more safe when going "to the movies" or "to the mall," in Alabama.

Donald Trump's tacky annual television show always supplies plenty of new YouTube cliches about intelligence and beauty contests, so Alabama's Mary Margaret McCord hardly had the only dumb statement of the night. Utah's Marissa Powell offered a unique take on the education system that did not reflect well upon America's education system.