Do you remember the first time you drank Gatorade? I do. I was 14, and I had just finished the final set of “suicides” that my asshole tennis coach made our team do in 95-degree heat. It was amazing.
I got nothing on the people in this video, though. The “football milk”—alternately described as a “huge bucket of beautiful blue syrup,” “sweat potion,” and “glass of a bright red neon soup”—hit these people hard. In related news, ClickHole is still the best thing on the internet.