Jack White is divisive musician. Mayo is a divisive condiment. For some people it’s the only thing that ties a sandwich together, while for others it’s a boring, expensive quest to achieve some dated form of rock-and-roll authenticity that totally overshadows its musical talent. ...Yup!

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What I’m trying to say is that they’re a tangy match made in spreadable heaven.

Expert bassist Davie504 brought together the sounds of a bottle of mayo and his own impressively funky skills to cover White’s most recognizable anthem. And as I learned just a moment ago, a lead line played with mayo farts is immensely funny and makes me feel like a 12-year-old for laughing at it.

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God dammit Davie.