I know that it’s pretty darn obvious that if you sharpen a knife over and over again, you’ll eventually get a razor sharp edge to slice things with. But that doesn’t make it any less fun to transform a $1 knife bought from a dollar store into a beast of a blade that destroys everything as if it were descended from the Damascus, Ulfberht, and Valyrian steel gods.

This thing cost four quarters and can do the cut the tomato trick and slice through three water bottles without a problem. Of course, the blade won’t last much longer than that, but it sure was silly while it lasted.