Hearing Morgan Freeman talk on helium is pretty damn hilarious

Blessed with the calming voice of a warm blanket on a cold night, Morgan Freeman is basically the best narrator for nearly every documentary and most life situations. I could listen him talk about anything and it would feel important. But what about Morgan Freeman on helium? How's that sound? Hilarious. » 5/23/14 12:53am 5/23/14 12:53am

Hilarious photos make Oscar nominees pose with their younger selves

This is great. The geniuses at People Magazine stitched together pictures of celebrities posing with younger versions of themselves. Think Oscar winner Matthew McConaughey was always such a fine actor? You must've forgot about his goofy haircut! Only remember Leonardo DiCaprio and Christian Bale as superbly talented?… » 3/03/14 11:09pm 3/03/14 11:09pm

What famous celebrities would look like if they had tattoos

Tattoos don't have the same stigma as they once did but we're still a bit away from having body art painted on the sleeves of politicians or on the necks of princesses. I wish they were though. These photoshopped images of famous people covered in tattoos are so great that I wish it was real life. How hilarious would… » 2/27/14 1:40am 2/27/14 1:40am

Celebrities looked like they time traveled in these 1860's photographs

Whenever you look at vintage photographs taken using old methods, there's always a certain haunting quality about them. The life captured is so still, the eyes always seem so dark. It's almost joyless. Photographer Victoria Will wanted to see how old photographs would translate with modern people so she used an 1860's… » 2/21/14 7:51pm 2/21/14 7:51pm

These photos prove that celebrities today look exactly like old celebs

If you ever thought that Scarlett Johansson looked like Marilyn Monroe or that George Clooney reminded you of Cary Grant or that certain celebrities today make you think of famous people from years past, you're not crazy. It's true. Beautiful famous people look like beautiful famous people, no matter the era. And… » 12/26/13 5:31pm 12/26/13 5:31pm

New game lets people watch Ellen Page naked from every angle

Perverted nerds and insufferable indie movie lovers everywhere are really excited right now, for someone has discovered a way to watch Ellen Page's totally naked, even changing the camera angle to focus on all her naughty bits. It's not the real Ellen, though, but her virtual body in the new video game Beyond: Two… » 10/14/13 3:53pm 10/14/13 3:53pm

Sinéad O'Connor Begs Miley Cyrus to Stop "Prostituting" Herself

Sinéad O'Connor recently wrote Miley Cyrus begging the ex-Disney star to stop allowing herself to be pimped out by the music industry. Cyrus recently said that her Wrecking Ball video was inspired by the Irish songstress's Nothing Compares 2 U. So, Sinéad's basically your Jameson-chugging, slut-shaming, older sister. » 10/03/13 10:17am 10/03/13 10:17am

She told him he couldn't bring his syphilis and gonorrhea statuettes

Which annoying TV actress told his new boyfriend that he can't have his collection of "wax-museum pieces—handmade, from the 1800s—from a museum of curiosities [...] open mouths, with tongues, and in the throats are different stages, labeled, of syphilis and gonorrhea and whatever" at their new home? » 9/17/13 11:45am 9/17/13 11:45am

Lohan Booted from Rehab Clinic After Making Life Hell For People There

Jezebel brings out their daily dirt bag of celebrity miseries and inconsequential life events starting with news of Lindsay Lohan getting transferred from the Betty Ford clinic to a Malibu rehab center for being "disruptive" and "making life hell for those around her." She really works hard to grow her legend. » 6/14/13 10:27am 6/14/13 10:27am