Watching adorable dogs kissing for the first ti—ok, that's enough

OK, folks, we started this whole strangers kissing viral craze and we have had enough of it. This video of dogs kissing for the first time is the end of this stupid trend. They are not models and they like to sniff each other's butts and that's all we need. Enough is enough, people. Carry on. » 3/15/14 2:11am 3/15/14 2:11am

This dude has eaten only cheese pizza for the last 25 years

This is Dan, a 38-old-year old woodworker from Maryland who claims he has only eaten pizza for the last 25 years. Cheese pizza. Exclusively. He says he didn't stop eating it despite being diagnosed with diabetes. That's when doctors told him he had to change his diet if he didn't want to lose his life or his limbs. » 2/28/14 11:00am 2/28/14 11:00am

Psycho human dragged his head on the ground on a motorcycle turn

Christ. An awesome lunatic wasn't happy with just dragging his knee while making a high speed motorcycle turn so he decided to lay his head and drag that on the gravel too. Because, well, there's nothing cooler (or more out there) than scraping your noggin' on the street while going well past the reasonable speed limit … » 1/23/14 6:56pm 1/23/14 6:56pm

Did you know that famous DJs can get paid $300,000 per gig?

Gawker's Rich Juzwiak cherry-picks the ten most depressing excerpts of "Night Club Royale," an article on the state of dance music and partying in Las Vegas casinos' nightclubs. And while $300,000 salaries per gig and private jets for—fake, since they don't actually DJ anything—DJs are nothing new, it's still a sickening … » 9/24/13 6:46pm 9/24/13 6:46pm

Car for soccer moms and FBI agents has 6 USB ports and 6 power outlets

This horrible new tank—the shamelessly named 2015 Chevy Suburban—is the only car with six USB ports and six power outlets. Doesn't that sound stupidly overkill? Not in suburban America! Just imagine all those kids playing Candy Crush on their iPads while they are not using the USB ports for their surveillance… » 9/12/13 12:57pm 9/12/13 12:57pm