Barney and Cabot are golden retrievers. The man on the snowboard is Barney and Cabot’s dad. Barney and Cabot’s dad is using his good boys as transportation. Barney and Cabot are in an fluffy wonderland of unbridled joy. Barney and Cabot’s dad can be forgiven for using a selfie-stick because he is filming Barney and Cabot, and no negativity can survive the overwhelming goodness of Barney and Cabot.

Who, we ask, is a good boy? Barney and Cabot are good boys.