When a new gadget thing comes out that make people fetish after and drop hundreds of dollar bills on and caress in their hands like a puppy, the Internet responds by destroying said gadget thing in the most ridiculous way possible. It’s destruction shock porn and silly and overdone now but smashing dreams is never not fun to watch.
Stepping up into the executioner’s chair over the weekend was the Apple Watch. Here are some of the silly videos we’ve seen. Chances are most real Apple Watches won’t undergo such treatment because it’ll be attached to human wrists: