Chop a tree. Wait three years. And then you can make yourself a longbow.


Well in order to make it, it still requires a hell of a lot work, because you still gotta axe the wood plank down to the proper shape. And then you gotta shave it in all the right places and then you gotta sand the damn thing, so you can actually hold it. And then you gotta cut it just right and then you gotta stick that rope holder thing on. And then you gotta keep it on doing all those things over and over again, so you get it perfect.

That’s not so bad, I guess?