The Yellow River has been completely frozen for weeks. China's flood prevention authority decided that, before the snow melts and a huge clusterfuck ensues, they should destroy de ice and make it flow again. So they said: "Let's ask the air force to bomb it because—fun!"

China's Air Force sent a few airplanes loaded with heavy bombs, dropped 24, and destroyed that ice. Vini, vidi, go to hell, river. What's a few dead fish and even more pollution in a river that is already breeding mutant animals to begin with? Right? RIGHT? Right. The Yellow River is now flowing again. Carry on. [Thanks Matt Hardigree!]

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