For the most part, there’s no wrong way to inhabit a haunted house. See some pissed off ghosts, try not to die, and you’re good. There is, however, one ironclad law that must be obeyed without question: DO NOT FEED THE HOUSE.

For whatever reason, this woman decided the first (and only!) rule of haunted house club didn’t apply to her and decided to offer the tortured specters under her porch some snacks. Here’s how that worked out:

If nothing else, hopefully we can all learn from her lesson. And please, do not feed the house.