Hmm. Is it really possible that I’ve only been soothed and satisfied by a mere 43 posts here? Seems low.

In fact, that doesn’t seem soothing at all. That’s, like, not even a post a month to be satisfied with myself. I think this obviously means that I should post more stories that are soothing and satisfying. Maybe I’ll combine the two words together, I bet that would be soothing to me. Or maybe this is the end. Maybe I can never be soothed again after today.

If it is the end, at least the GIFs were cool.