Hidden away in factories across the globe are purpose-built industrial machines that the world not only deserves to know about, but also deserves a chance to own. Like this high-speed meat slicer that would finally help you realize your dream of having bacon for breakfast, brunch, lunch, and dinner.

The Textor TS700-UB high speed involute blade slicer doesnā€™t have a name that rolls off the tongue, but when coupled with a powered conveyor belt (you donā€™t really need that dining room table, do you?) it can turn massive slabs of pork, or long sticks of sausage, into perfectly sliced and stacked deli meats using a blade that spins at 2,000 RPM. The only downside is youā€™re probably not going to be able to squeeze this machine in your dishwasher afterwards.

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