There’s no point killing someone in a movie if you’re not going to say something really cool beforehand.

Burger Fiction compiled 100 of the very best one-liners that precede some deserving jerk—or innocent bystander—being brutally murdered. Expect to see a lot of Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Willis, and Eastwood, with a few odd gems and newcomers thrown in. All the classics are in there, like Rowdy Roddy Piper’s “I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum” from They Live and Randy Quaid’s kamikaze “Hello boys... I’m baaaack” from Independence Day.

My favorite is still the totally incomprehensible “Garbage day!” scene from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2, which is not even the dumbest scene in that fantastically awful film.

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